The Brain Eater's Bible
Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated ZombieBook - 2012
The Brain Eater's Bible by J.D. Ghoul with Pat Kilbane is a field manual and manifesto--in the vein of Max Brooks's bestselling The Zombie Survival Guide --for the reanimated dead.
"What is wrong with me?!" That's what you're thinking, isn't it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains. You are a zombie my friend, just like me. Though most zombies are slow and stupid, the fact that you are reading this tells me that you are different. Some of us are. Welcome to the PACE virus apocalypse.